{He can tell you're not getting any better. You haven't pushed him away but that's probably because you're still thinking of him as a friend. He's not going to make you uncomfortable anymore. In fact he's going to marvelously cover this up.

He snorts.}

Awesome? I could think of some other words for snogging a bloke.

{Marauder-y grin here and bloody hell it's the best fake face he's ever pulled, and he's pulled a lot of fake faces.}

Shall we agree not to go that far on a joke to prove our point again?