I'd welcome a hit on the head, actually. [He snorts, tugging on his own hair and scrunching his eyes close.] But, no. Unfortunately, it was drinking poison, almost being strangled by Inferni, and almost drowning to death.

[He'll... just. Yawn. And curl up and conclude that this is some weird after effect of the poison. The Sirius from earlier will be coming back soon. You're just the annoying voice at the back of his head.]

Wake me when the older Sirius with the longer hair comes back.